DOROTHY: Mommy? Is Clara going to school soon? She is being a meanie.
CLARA: No I'm not!
DOROTHY: She hit me in the head and stepped on my foot.
CLARA: It was an ACCIDENT.
MOM: Clara is just a little out of control this morning.
CLARA: No I'm not!
MOM: Seriously? You were moving around the house like a f#@%ing octopus.
ASTON: Mom... don't say octopus.
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