Scene opens in small dining room with husband and wife seated at table discussing upcoming election. ENTER thirteen year old son.
MOM: Oh, good. Enzo was asking me about Hillary Clinton. Maybe you could tell him something, Air.
Father and Son engage in discussion. ENTER eleven year old daughter.
CLARA: Hey! In Twenty Twenty Kanye West is running for president. He just announced it. Can we pleeeeeeeeease vote for him?
MOM and DAD: NO!
CLARA: But....what????? Why not?
DAD: Sweetie, just because someone can lay fresh beats it doesn't necessarily mean he'll be a good world leader.
CLARA: Um, excuuuuuuuse me. If you heard his song Gold Digger you'd change your mind!
Parents jaws drop. Scene ends in silence.
Scene opens with ENZO, in living room, trying to remember a date
ENZO: Ummm, Errrrr. Twenty Twenty. Wait no...
MOM: Well, do you know what Twenty Twenty is?
CLARA'S VOICE (screaming from upstairs): THE YEAR KANYE WEST IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!
MOM: I was going to say, "The year Enzo graduates from high school, but thank you, Clara. I almost forgot.
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