Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Transcript from a Two Hour School Delay (Brief Excerpt)

DOROTHY: Mommy? Is Clara going to school soon?  She is being a meanie.

CLARA: No I'm not!

DOROTHY:  She hit me in the head and stepped on my foot.

CLARA:  It was an ACCIDENT.

MOM:  Clara is just a little out of control this morning.

CLARA:  No I'm not!

MOM:  Seriously?  You were moving around the house like a f#@%ing octopus.

ASTON:  Mom... don't say octopus.

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