Happily Ever After isn't anything like we thought it would be. Two decades and five children later we're still surprised by what life throws at us. Keeping up with the Joneses has never been easier than now. We set the bar hysterically low.
Ariel looked at this and said, "Hmmm, twelve years later...I'd be interested to know what the weight difference is, you know us then and now". I don't know why I have to explain these things to him, I mean, he's been 1/2 of us as long as I have BUT the answer is none. We weigh the same amount now as on our wedding day. He's lost exactly what I've gained.